Just had to share this

I'm listening to BBC Shropshire for their Sunday night Gothick Rock Show with JimOnTheRadio. And following along on BookCrossing forum, from which I have just snaffled this gem from BenjyMouse:

I work as an agricultural quarantine inspector. We work 12 hour shifts, and on the last day, when we are *really* tired, sometimes things just 'pop out', when we might not normally say them...

A large Samoan guy (about 6’ 4”, rugby player physique, and completely drool-worthy), plonks 2 coconuts on the bench in front of me

Him: I need you to look at my nuts.

Me: Your nuts?

Him: Who are you calling nuts?

Me: I’m not going to win this, am I?

Him: (Big Grin) Nah…

I inspect his coconuts, which are fine…

Me: Well, it’s a clean cut mate, but I think it’s too late to re-attach them…

If you’ve ever seen a Samoan rugby player with the giggles, you’ll know why I’m still smiling today. :)