This is SO wrong

[skyring]

You are instant coffee gulped on a bus.

You are better than nothing.  You are well-meaning,
but ersatz.  You sing along with Muzak in
elevators.  You cannot remember your original
hair color, and your artificial nails could be
used to slice a zucchini.  You forget small
details such as your telephone number and the
names of your children.  You believe in
astrology, numerology, and satinism (the cult
of shiny fabrics). 


What kind of coffee are you?
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Comments

[shendoah.livejournal.com]

I'll bring some nice harlot red and black nail polish for those nails of your Dood.

[skyring.livejournal.com]

Oh boy, kick a man when he's down, why don't you?

Pete, sobbing uncontrollably

[semioticghosts.livejournal.com]

I'll get you an impractical handbag, some even more impractical shoes and a mobile phone with some really annoying ringtones and a broken volume control. Peope like you seem to be on every bus I go on.

[skyring.livejournal.com]

Heh! MY handbag is bright yellow with stout black handles and is usually crammed full of books!

[semioticghosts.livejournal.com]

That is so wrong it's funny though.

[bookczuk.livejournal.com]

That's a hoot! Now, go back and take the quiz for real!

Coffee

[forg.livejournal.com]

Yeah I don't agree with the one I got... something slanted there (I was cappucino)

[greedyreader.livejournal.com]

Ersatz ... you? Never!