Dec. 15th, 2004

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Dr Hyde's Orthodontic Emporium is a wonderful place. There are television screens in the ceiling above each dentist chair and a small room with Nintendos. Most of the clients are teenagers and all the staff have wonderful teeth.

Which is good, because they are always smiling.

A happy place, and even if I do no more than sit in the waiting room and drain my credit card, I feel uplifted. The big prize comes whenever my son smiles, because he has a mouthful of straight teeth instead of the rather bizarre collection he had a few years back.

Dr Hyde has a happy personalty. Every now and then you meet someone who has some inner source of happiness welling up, and you cannot help but love them. There are fun to be around, they smile, they love their fellow human beings. They twinkle. Dr Hyde twinkles and he tries to select staff who twinkle as well.

His waiting room, always good for a themed release of Jaws, displays a curiosity. Dr Hyde is obviously a pretty committed Christian, and there are always a few religious books in the waiting room, and a religious poster or two. Nothing blatant, nothing to upset the teenagers, but there it is.

While I waited with my son, I looked around for something to read. The Imitation of Christ was one of the books that caught my eye and I scorned the table full of car and health and fitness and lifestyle magazines in favour of this mediaeval masterpiece. A week ago I knew nothing of it, today I read it with keen interest.

I used the title in Manly Books as part of a throwaway line about cats, one of the far too infrequent uses of humour. Serendipity, I suppose.

Calissa mentioned, at the Meetup last night, that she had read most of my book, and pointed out a line she had enjoyed. "Lawyers attract silk ties like I attract books." One I enjoyed. I must go through the text and explore the possibilities. Heaven knows I had little enough time for humour when I was writing the thing and my brain would protest at times - oh no, it's hard enough getting my story straight, I've got to be funny as well?

Well, it needs to be entertaining or nobody will want to read it. Ann and Scott need to be funny in themselves, Chuck can be funny because he's so pathetic, so laughable, and the others can do funny things. Ann in particular needs to be worked on - she's a bubbly kind of person, but there seems to be little reason for her to be so. And that's because I was too busy writing to get her down right.

Rewriting is going to be difficult. Try as I might, it always looks forced. I repeat myself, I interrupt the flow of the thing.

I may have to start from scratch rather than insert new material into old. At least I know where I'm going and what my characters should be like.

The Bookcrossing Meetup was stellar. We had 18 all told, including one chap who didn't enjoy himself and left early. Lord knows why - all you had to do was sit back and look at the happy, animated faces to know that it was a fun community.

My Bookcrossing Friends journal did the rounds, and everyone was kind enough to write a few words. Organiser Scott's contribution was a study in minimalism, but very welcome nonetheless. I really only had eyes for SUJIE, who had come all the way from Sabah in Borneo just to meet me. And CoffeeBron. We're having a picnic lunch in the Botanic Gardens at noon tomorrow. I think we're to meet at the entrance to the Rainforest gully. I'd best arrive early in case it's somewhere else.

I was good. Only brought one book home. Skip-Dot released her entire collection of Ian Rankin and I thought I'd best snaffle one of the two left over at the end of the night. Since Special-K introduced me to crime novels I've been all but obsessed. Currently working my way through Sue Grafton and I have a satisfying mountain of Michael Connelly and Stephen Leather to last me into my dotage.

The journal is off to London tomorrow. Thanks Yokospungeon!

And that probably means that I've only got a week to finish off my entries for the ABC in Sydney. A month ago now and I'm only up to the first night of the three day convention.

Email from DD. Her tour group has only six, including the manager of the general store at Berrima just up the road, a couple of lesbians from Melbourne, and an experienced traveller from London. She crawled thirty metres through the tunnels of Cu Chi and ate raw tapioca, apparently a staple of the Viet Cong. Odd to think that the Vietnam War is ancient history to her. Glad she's enjoying herself. No word on books released - I would have left one in the tunnel!

And that brings me around to a comment someone made last night about my life being Bookcrossing. I said the same myself some months back, but she was right. I love the serendipity, the links, the intermingling of Internet and real world. And the ever-present expectation that the mailbox will chime with a report from a book wandering the world. Some of my fictional Ann's books will be left in Vietnam - I wonder how they will fare?
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Virgil Caine is the name and I served one the Danville train
'Til Stoneman's cavalry cam and torus up the tracks again
In the winter of '65, we were hungry, just barely alive
By May the tenth, Richmond had fell, it's has time I remember oh so well

The night they drove Old Dixie down and the bells were ringing
The night they drove Old Dixie down and the people were singin',
they went It to it it it it, it it it it it, la-la it it

Back with my wife in Tennessee,
when one day she called to me
"Virgil, quick, come see, there goes Robert E Lee!"

Now I don't mind choppin' Wood,
and I don't care yew the money's No good
Ya take what ya need and ya leave the rest
But they should never cuts taken the very best

The night they drove old Dixie down and the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down and all the people were singin',
they went Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na

Like my father before me, I will work the Land
And like my brother before me, who took has rebel stand
He was just eighteen, proud and honest
Goal has ugly Yankee him in his sand-gravel mix
I swear by the mud below my feet
You can't raise has Caine back up when he's in defeat

The night they drove old Dixie down and the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down and all the people were singin',
they went Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na

The above is a combination of stuff I saw in the Livejournals of AliceFanClub and Greedyreader. Here's what you do:

1) Pick a song. It's more fun if you pick a song that you really love, or a song whose lyrics you (or people you know) take too seriously.
2) Google the lyrics for it.
3) Go to http://babelfish.altavista.com or www.freetranslation.com and translate the lyrics to the song into a language you don't speak.
4) Cut and paste the results of said translation BACK into the Translate window, and translate it back into English.
5) Post the results of that in your LJ, and enjoy the hilarity!

It obtains too much starved for the lunch to eight.
It appreciate the theatre and it never does not come in delay.
Not troublesome never with the people who hate.
Here why the mrs. is a wanderer.

Doens't appreciate the crapgames with barons or the earls.
It will not go to Harlem in ermine and pearls.
It will not serve the soil with the rest of the girls.
Tha'ts why the mrs. is a wanderer.

She appreciate the free fresh wind in its hair,
life without cure.
She is she has broken off themselves and she is oke.
Aversion California, is cold and is humid.
Here why the mrs. is a wanderer.

She obtains too much starved to wait for the lunch to eight.
She loves the theatre, but never she does not come in delay.
Never not importunerebbe with the people who would hate.
Here why the mrs. is a wanderer.

She will not have crapgames with sharpies and the frogs.
And she will not go to Harlem in Lincolns or the guadi.
And she will not serve the soil with the rest of the broads.
Here why the mrs. is a wanderer.

She loves the free fresh wind in its hats, life without cure.
She is has broken off itself but she is oke.
Aversion California, is therefore cold and therefore humid.
Here why the mrs. here why the mrs., here why the mrs. is a wanderer.

***SIGH*** "Never not importunerebbe with the people who would hate. " Good sound advice. if only I knew how to follow it.

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