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Skyring ([personal profile] skyring) wrote2006-02-16 12:59 pm

A lay in the hay

Afterwards, lying back in bed, puffing away on cigarettes*, the egg and the chicken snuggled closer.

"Well, darling", the chick said, "We've finally got that sorted out."


*I almost said fags, but for the sensibilities of non-British listeners, decided not to. Instead I told a joke about bestial, possibly incestuous sex.

[identity profile] bountifulpots.livejournal.com 2006-02-16 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Nice. Too funny.
resqgeek: (Thppft!)

[personal profile] resqgeek 2006-02-16 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but how can you be sure they weren't faking?

[raises eyebrows]

[identity profile] woosang.livejournal.com 2006-02-16 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Good grief!

[identity profile] beckerbuns.livejournal.com 2006-02-16 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
LOL!!!!!

[identity profile] siesta.livejournal.com 2006-02-16 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hee!