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[skyring]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Skyring's Syndrome
Cause:	sporting injury
Symptoms:	excessive sores, extreme French accent, frequent leg pain, occasional lack of reflection in mirrors
Cure:	pass it on to someone else within seven days
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Okay, that's just disturbing and way <I>too</I> close...

[n8an.livejournal.com]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with N8an's Disease
Cause:	sexually transmitted
Symptoms:	nightmares, bulging eyes, mildly watery eyes
Cure:	infect someone else
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Re: Okay, that's just disturbing and way <I>too</I> close...

[skyring.livejournal.com]

Oooo-er!

Perhaps this is better:

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with 'Nathanosis
Cause:	pollen
Symptoms:	bowel incontinence, forgetfulness, mania, slightly scaly skin
Cure:	none
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Seriously, 'Nathan, I rather suspect that anything I could catch from you would be well worth having! Your cheerful and thoughtful insights are one of the many things that make Bookcrossing, and now this LiveJournal thing, so interesting and addictive.

There should be more people in the world like you.

Re: Okay, that's just disturbing and way <I>too</I> close...

[n8an.livejournal.com]

And you're the only person I know who can wrap up a compliment in bowell incontinence.