The Sterile Cuckoo, extract from "Hello It's Me"

[skyring]

You want a young Liza Minelli nude? Well, here she is as Pookie Adams, a banana peeled in a tacky cabin in a joint end-of-virginity scene with co-star Wendell Burton playing fellow college freshman Jerry Payne.

Jerry: [seeing Pookie naked for the first time] Gee, Pookie, your body's just... beautiful.

I have to agree. She's gorgeous. But you've got to wonder why, as he gently removes each item of clothing, he carefully hangs it up to avoid wrinkles. Situations like this, what's wrong with the floor?

Pookie: Yeah? Well, I'd better get my beautiful ass into this beautiful bed, before it freezes off!

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