If you have a cracked rib, please read this!

This link is one I posted a while back to the GunRoom, and someone kindly recalled it as an example of good writing: http://www.roadandtravel.com/automotive/roadhumor/blimp.aspx

Oh, for those who have actual cracked ribs or are pregnant or have full bladders/cups of coffee/mouthfuls of anything, you may wish to take this easily, like maybe a sentence a day.